You really need to see Dave's Blog, which I could link if I figured the damn thing out.
My reply to a bunch of stuff under "Johnny Depp Naked"
March 29, 2004 JOHNNY DEPP, NAKED • posted by judi 10:35 AM Why wait for the movie?
JT: Some belated replies:
"Oy Vey" Anyone can use it. It's not really Jewish, but Yiddish. Since most people who speak Yiddish are Jewish, that's a common misconception. Thanks to Mike Myers and his mother-in-law, Yiddish has made a comeback of sorts over the last 20 years and is more popular. Which gets me all verklempt and vermished. I'm getting shpilkes in my ghonektegazoit. Schmooze amongst yourselves.
"Judi" Love ya, girl. Keep on posting whatever the heck you want. You're a great counterpart to Dave.
"Beefcake" Whoever said beefcake isn't funny has never seen Playgirl magazine, the singularly least sexy publication on the planet. And I say that as a rampantly heterosexual woman who loves guys and usually prefers their company.
"Other Mike" A Mike posted in the Rude blog about Weiner Circle, and I wanted to applaud him if he's here. Weiner Circle (awesome hot dog place in Chicago) rocks. You haven't lived until some guy screams "What the fuck do you want, motherfuckers?" to take your order. Service with a smile!
And finally, every time I read "Johnny Depp naked" I picture it. Between you guys and the can of Coke at my desk and the lousy four hours' sleep I had, I'm all freaked out, cross-eyed and vaguely aroused.
But then I remember how much Johnny smokes, and think how he must smell. Which is probably not good. Which ruins the buzz.