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results not typical
01.29.06 (4:36 pm)   [edit]
Does anyone on the planet fall for the diet commercials? I'm watching lots of TV while I'm stuck in bed, and I've practically memorized all the Nutri-System, Jenny Craig, eDiets, and random pills-you-pop ads. And every single one has -- in teeny tiny print, way down below the dramatic "before" and "after" pics -- the words "results not typical." For crying out loud, they even put a before and after thing on the back of my Lean Pockets. Is anyone spending money on these diets because of the ads? Promise me you aren't, people. If only because I've done every single one (okay, except for the new pills) and they don't work.

While I was semi-conscious yesterday, Danny got himself into the fridge and ate the tops off of six cupcakes, left over from Jacob's school birthday party on Friday. DH found the residual crumbs on Danny's bed, and I overheard him questioning the naughty little guy.

"Danny, where are the cupcakes?"

"In my mowf!"

Well, at least he doesn't lie.
 


posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 01.30.06 (5:20 am)

*har*
Katie does the beaming smile, eyes roll to the ceiling, palms up "I dunno!!!"

It doesn't keep her out of trouble, but it does keep me amused ;)

Feel better, daggone it!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 01.30.06 (5:51 am)

Was he bouncing off the walls after the sugar influx? I think he should have to eat the rest of the cakes too.

Then make him hit the treadmill for a good hour.

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