It's.... indescribeably stupid. A big, long red sash with little snaps on it so you can hogtie yourself and let your sexual partner "unwrap" you. And yet. I bet people will buy it. Check out "How Do I Put This On?". By the time you're done reading - let alone figuring it out - you could have had an orgasm and a cigarette. Chicago-area inventor Gina Huerta brought a nude model with her to show the bow on "American Inventor," and is now complaining that she was treated unfairly during her appearance.

"The trouble started, as revealed on Thursday's episode of 'American Inventor,' when Huerta pulled the knot loose in front of the judges.

"'They acted so shocked, so horrified, and the female judge stormed off, calling my invention ridiculous,' Huerta said. 'The whole time I stayed calm even though they were all trying to pick a fight with me. They called it garbage, a rag.'"

Hey, babe. If the bow fits...