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| haijew |
| 04.13.06 (12:49 pm) [edit] |
From my mom, in honor of Passover (which began last night at sundown)JEWISH HAIKU Lacking fins or tail The gefilte fish swims with Great difficulty. ***** Beyond Valium, Peace is knowing one's child Is an internist. ***** After the warm rain The sweet smell of camellias Did you wipe your feet? ***** Today I am a man. Tomorrow I will return To the seventh grade. ***** The sparkling blue sea Reminds me to wait an hour After my sandwich. ***** Like a bonsai tree, Is your terrible posture At my dinner table. ***** Jews on safari -- Map, compass, elephant gun, Hard sucking candies. ***** The same kimono The top geishas are wearing: I got it at Loehmann's. ***** The shivah visit: So sorry about your loss. Now back to my problems. ***** Sorry I'm not home To take your call. At the tone Please state your bad news. ***** Is one Nobel Prize So much to ask from a child After all I've done? ***** Today, mild shvitzing. Tomorrow, so hot you'll plotz. Five-day forecast: feh ***** A lovely nose ring, Excuse me while I put my Head in the oven. |
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 04.13.06 (10:57 am)
Those are lovely - particularly the Nobel Prize!
And you have 3 kids, surely ONE of them will come thru - after all you do for them!!
I miss ya, girl! This no-play-at-work is for the birds!
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