The bulletin board for our med students is located directly outside my office door, and one of my staff was in here talking to me when a class let out. The students are all clustered around the board, where things like test results are regularly posted. It became a brief mad mob scene there for a second.

My staff member (W., who is male and bearded) went out into the hallway for a minute, and then flounced in and said "Oh my G-d, I got Juliet!!!"

I nearly barfed laughing.