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| nobody warned me |
| 11.17.06 (6:28 pm) [edit] |
Things nobody warned me about before I had kids:1. I have to hear synopses of every stupid kid's show over and over and over. 2. Never going to the bathroom alone again. 3. Lice. I don't like bugs when I can see them. When I can't, well, apparently sometimes I'm paranoid for a reason. 4. Toy creep. The friggin' toys are everywhere, and yet they have nothing to play with. I'm perfectly capable of being a slob without the kids' help, thank you. 5. Having new excuses for not sleeping through the night. 6. How scary it would be to LOVE a minivan. 7. The smell of formula. Even fresh, it's heinous. 8. Put your toys away. Put your coat away. Put your shoes away. Put your clothes in the laundry. Put your blanket on your bed. Put your underwear on your tush. Take your backpack off the cat. 9. Babies + Legos = Constant Danger 10. Denim slipcovers. Like the minivan, they're a necessary evil. |
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 11.18.06 (4:33 pm)
Mommy! Mommy! MOMMY! MOMMY!! MOMMMMMMM
I smashed my minivan. They're not all that ;) Just more room to collect crap.
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 11.22.06 (10:01 pm)
Reply to: almsthvn
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
posted by: HowToSaveALife15 (reply)
post date: 11.28.06 (5:30 pm)
wow Maybe now I won't get married and have kids lol. :p jk
