...I use the prospect of change-quickly-into-pj's- and-you'll-get-dessert to get my kids to leave the room for five minutes of relative peace & quiet?

...after the baby threw up all day, I let him eat Life cereal instead of the more healthy Cheerios just so he'd hopefully hold something down?

... I laugh when Jake comes in wearing Danny's old shirt -- whose sleeves come to just below his elbows, and whose waist stops at his ribcage?

... I laugh again when Danny comes in wearing three pairs of pajamas to get warm?