I know, I ignore you for weeks on end and then blurp weird shit all night long. Such is my life. I'm trying not to claw my legs off while undergoing some steroid treatment so to keep my hands busy *giggle* I've been catching up on blogs I used to read much more often than I do now. Which is how I found out that The Today Show fucked with Melissa, and caught up on various exploits, and read a hilariously funny post by Dooce inspired by her daughter's new bed (seriously, the woman can turn a phrase like nobody's business), and clicked on an innocent link at Dooce's site that led me here.

It's like my nightmares all spilled out into one glorious, sick shopping anti-Mecca. Just when I start to think it's not that funny, I see something else and it's funny again. I'm probably the last person to see it (see Exhibit A: Dick In A Box), so linking to it may be extraneous. Blame it on the 'roids.