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| time share in jesus world |
| 07.14.04 (9:47 am) [edit] |
I haven't the foggiest idea how we got from discussing documentation to this, but two colleagues just had me in tears of laughter talking about Jesus World, AKA the Holy Land Experience. I'd never heard of this.It's a "biblical history museum that takes you 7,000 miles away and 3,000 years back in time to the land of the Bible." No kidding... check out the map. I'm sure in biblical times, you could see I-94 from the Temple of the Great King. The web site promises "fun and excitement," and states "it is our sincere hope that you will see God and His Word exalted – that you will be encouraged in your search for enduring truth and the ultimate meaning of life. The Holy Land Experience is a Bible-believing, Christ-centered ministry." Another MOT colleague and I were laughing about what great "gets" we would be.... he said there's probably a tote board there where the museum workers could check off that they got a certain number of Jews to convert. I suggested he take his family near the end of the month, because if you helped them fulfill their quotas, you could get some good swag. "I won a time share at Jesus World!" Yep, I'm going to hell. |
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (8:44 am)
Jesus World? What kind of rides do they have at that amusement park? A Holy Roller Coaster? Is there a Manger Petting Zoo? Do all the bars serve water - you have to convert your own wine? Is every night Loaves and Fishes night? I wanna know these things! :)
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (9:50 am)
Holy Roller Coaster....
That sound you didn't hear was me spitting out my Crystal Lite. Good one, S!
posted by: Paganos (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (10:37 am)
"My Parents went to Jesus World and All I Got Was This Foreskin!"
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (10:45 am)
Just checked it out!! Well.... erm, what can I say? I'm a bit puzzled by it all... but I guess someone's gotta be getting ummin out of it all? I hope I'm not going to hell, cods I thought it was crap!! :-P
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