Taken from a post on the BBS for Dinner For Five:

"Hold on. I thought Ted Kennedy was the highest person in political office? Bush bunked the junk when he found Jesus in the ditch where he crashed his beamer."

Thanks to Steven for letting me know that Dave Eggers was on an ep he and his bride saw the other day. I now know that it was episode #25, filmed in 2003, and will be shown on IFC again on September 24th. Tivo'd!