Another gem from Random Fandom:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take
to change a light bulb?
 
A: None.  There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's condition is improving every day.  Any reports of its lack of
incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media.  Illuminating rooms is HARD WORK. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort.  Why do you hate freedom?