I use Yahoo!!!! as my home page for IE, as pedestrian as that may sound. I'm used to it, and I like having those four or five boring little news headlines at my whim. So imagine my smirk when I read the following hed:

"Cheney slammed for dress at Auschwitz event"

Okay, first of all. The Cheney thing. I wish I had the PSP ability to paint a prom dress onto Cheney, but I have a lot to learn. Picture this one, though.