I propose a new weekly topic:

The Enough Already! List.

So here, for the first time...

Paris Hilton: Enough already! We don't care! You're rich, you're skinny, you dye your hair an impossible shade of yellow, and you look like a friggin afghan hound. Get a job.

Britney Spears: Enough already! You filthy little skank, we just don't want to read about your trashy ways. We don't care about your ugly new husband. We've noticed you're getting porky and, frankly, your legs were always kind of short and dumpy. Try finding some decent songwriters and cutting a real album, or, better yet, take your money and go AWAY.

Barry Bonds: Enough already! How much ego do you have, anyway? Ya know what? You may be a wealthy professional athlete, but you're still a jerk. So no, I'm not jealous of you.

Michael Jackson: Enough already! I don't care what the jury says; some of your behavior is just wrong. Sometimes the appearance of impropriety makes whether the action took place moot. You sick, sick, motherfucker. Actually, if you'd just stuck to fucking mothers, you wouldn't be in this mess.

Sound effects: Pride is a Sin, Mike Keneally