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enough already!
03.24.05 (7:53 am)   [edit]
Now, a part of this complete breakfast!

Pro-Life Pharmacists
Who are you to decide why a woman is taking birth control pills? Have you ever heard of cycle regulation for prevention of tumors, asshole? If you don't want to dispense it, don't fucking work there. I notice there don't seem to be any protests from 78-year-old rich men who can't get their Viagra because some pharmacist opposes seeing flabby old white guys with boners. Get over your fucking self. It's hard enough to be a woman without people like you wielding some misguided power over the Pill.

Making Movies From TV Shows
Okay, the Brady Bunch movie was pretty funny. The first Charlie's Angels movie kicked some ass. Sometimes, they can pull it off. However, I love Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson but Starsky & Hutch didn't do much for me. I couldn't watch I Spy. And now, Dallas? Are ya kidding me? It was the 80s. Do you still have big hair, pegged pants and shoulder pads on? Let it go, people!

Angelina Jolie
This one may be controversial, since apparently she's the one person almost everyone in America wants to fuck, despite the fact that much of Hollywood apparently already has. Seriously, aren't we sick of her yet? Yes, she's freakin' gorgeous (hard to believe when you look at her dad). Yes, she's a good actress. But look at some of the choices she's allegedly made in her life. Inappropriate consort with a brother [incest?]. Wearing a vial of blood [vampirism?]. Agreeing to be a fourth wife [ignorance?]. Strange relationship with knives [????]. And now she's got the ultimate curse -- she's a single mom. What typical guy wants to have a relationship with any single mom, let alone one who's a possible brother-fucking, loo se-legged vampire?

And, speaking of train wrecks, how about that
Whitney Houston, who's back in rehab. She's 41, and has had more money and talent than most people can dream of. But she married Bobby Brown and can't stop using drugs. Shit, with her money, I'd hire a personal coach to live with me until I kicked the habits. According to the AP, "she has said she was using the power of prayer to help her get over drugs." Maybe she's not praying hard enough. Saying "Oh G-d, help me" while you're puking through the DTs doesn't count.

["I'm Tore Down," Eric Clapton]
 


posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 03.24.05 (6:20 am)

Don't forget about the Dukes of Hazard. (sigh)

What about FHM saying Paris Hilton is #3 in most sexy? Give me a f'ing break.

I've encountered "Miss Houston" several times professionally and inadvertently. She had a great voice. Example of what listening to what everyone tells you until you have utterly no concept of reality does to you. The real tragedy is their daughter Bobbi. I bet she and Frances Bean Cobain will make great bunkmates at the mental hospital in 10 years.



posted by: altricial (reply)
post date: 03.24.05 (6:39 am)

Yes, It's true. I, too, want Angelina Jolie. It's true that I don't like to do the "in" thing, but I just can't help myself... I don't think she really did anything wierd with her brother. And I feel so sorry for him that the DNA that is so beautiful on her makes him look like Lurch. I question her sanity with the Billy Bob thing... But any woman worth her salt has had a relationship (or even marraige) with a twit. And I applaud her devotion to her child AND to her United Nations goodwill ambassadorship.

Now. Do you think she'll call????



posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 03.24.05 (7:15 am)

Reply to: altricial
Well, since she's a loyal reader of JT's Blog, I'm sure she'll at least tMail you.

LMAO about the Lurch comment -- so very true!



posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 03.24.05 (4:28 pm)

Once again I could not agree with you more!!



posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 03.24.05 (6:55 pm)

Too funny!
I'll admit I'm an Angelina fan, yes she's gorgeous, yes I thought the kiss with her brother was a little freaky, and ehh Billy Bob was probably a hell-cat in the bedroom, that will entertain most any woman for a little while, lol.

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