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not-so-fresh feeling?
03.30.05 (1:41 pm)   [edit]

Oh, my.

Key Words:
Earliest Commercial Tampon
Washable Pads
Sanitary Apron
Art of Menstruation (Warning -- it's really gross!)
Cats
Odor

P.S. If nothing else, skim down the list of euphemisms. I particularly like "I'm on the bus (Bleeding Uterus Syndrome)," "at war," "I'm punctuating," and of course, for you Brits, "I'm on a full stop."*

* I'm not. I'm always this cranky.

Insert standard warning to wimpy guys here.

["Malaguena," ISR]


 


posted by: rinna (reply)
post date: 03.30.05 (11:55 am)

You know, I heard that women are skilled in the Art of Menstruation.

I just got a visual of all of us at the arsecrack of dawn, in compromising Tai Chi moves.



posted by: Fairmoon (reply)
post date: 03.30.05 (11:57 am)

i've seen that website before, but had lost the url thanks!

my term: My uterus is being rung out like a bloody sponge

FM



posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 03.30.05 (12:02 pm)

Reply to: rinna
If it's an art, why are our tools so shitty?

However, it would explain PMS -- we're just being Frustrated Artists.



posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 03.30.05 (12:03 pm)

Reply to: Fairmoon
ROTFL!



posted by: Fairmoon (reply)
post date: 03.30.05 (12:15 pm)

Reply to: JT
it totally grosses out guys.



posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 03.30.05 (7:15 pm)

A previous partner of mine called it On the Rag. I thought that was gross! But after looking through the list of euphemisms, I guess it's not so bad.

But my favorite is "Walking the Beach in soft focus".



posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 03.31.05 (6:40 am)

Reply to: almsthvn
"Walking on the beach in soft focus"
..... ROTFL!!! That's my new favorite, too!



posted by: 11thacr (reply)
post date: 03.31.05 (8:03 am)

Code RED::::::::




posted by: Rachel0607 (reply)
post date: 03.31.05 (5:42 pm)

those are great! i'll have to use them sometime.... my friends and i have a really corny one: I'm shedding! it's weird- i know. but we ARE shedding the lining of our uterus.



posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 04.01.05 (4:00 am)

Reply to: Rachel0607
I like that one, too, although I say that about my hair. Ooops.

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