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| if i could be a.... |
| 05.10.05 (9:16 am) [edit] |
Yoinked from the lovely Lynne: 1. If I could be a chef, I would have a place called Comfort Food. I'd serve all my favorite stuff, like lasagne, mac & cheese, roast stuffed chicken, etc. But everything would be made with ultra-fresh, upscale ingredients. Desserts would all be luscious. 2. If I could be a writer, I'd be a syndicated columnist. I used to dream of being Mike Royko's protege. 3. If I could be a musician, I'd be a singer. I'd like to be Sheryl Crow, but Lance Armstrong doesn't really do it for me. 4. If I could be an athlete, I'd be a professional figure skater. I'd incorporate latin dance into my routines, and I'd have the only straight male partner in the field. 5. If I could be a CEO, I'd build the most loyal, happiest crew of associates. Our benefits would be exemplary. Hours would be flexible, and productive employees would be rewarded based on their productivity plus the value of what they personally add to the team. If by being you, you make it more fun or interesting to be at work, you'd be rewarded for it. We'd have a free onsite gym, dry cleaners and cafeteria. In addition to employee reviews, teams would have the opportunity to review their managers (confidentially) every six months. ["Scarecrow People," XTC] |
posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 05.10.05 (7:26 am)
Great one!! I may do this one myself!
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 05.10.05 (7:29 am)
I'll work for you!
posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 05.10.05 (8:59 am)
I am putting my order in for some of that comfort food... :::drool:::
Lance armstrong does nothing for me either... but Eric clapton does (she used to have a thing with him).
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 05.10.05 (9:25 am)
Spamalot nominated for Tony's!! YAY!!!
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 05.10.05 (10:49 am)
Reply to: almsthvn
FOURTEEN! But did you see they totally dissed David Hyde-Pierce, even though he played the piano beautifully in "You Can't Succeed on Broadway?" WTF?
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 05.10.05 (10:49 am)
Reply to: islandArtist
Oooh, Eric Clapton. *drool*
I bet there's more than one reason they call him "Slow Hand." (rimshot)
posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 05.10.05 (3:29 pm)
Reply to: JT
Ba dum dum ching! LOL!
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